Recently, I took to the Hollywood approach for ideas and writing; when you've been doing it for long enough, you either reboot it, or make a sequel. I've embraced this approach in my writing because I no longer have the time to lounge around and This is my FIFTH entry to the Papa Wong Burns series of blog posts, and I'm not afraid to say that I'm shamelessly milking my father's claim to fame. 

But then again, my psychologist has advised me to let it all out to help me cope with the emotional trauma these burns are causing me.You can actually read all four of the past epic burn compilations by my dad: here, here, here and here. 

And here's a bonus of him NOT burning me, but someone else.

Cheerios!

Since the beginning of this year, I began to share a couple of my dad's top burns on Facebook, and the response has varied from shock, surprise and to even skepticism. While my dad has slowed down considerably in the past few months, he is still reveling in the intense fanbase he seems to have garnered from his "fans". This is mostly because the subject of said burns is me, and we all know how I'm the perfect target. But the level of wit and skill in which my dad dispatches his burns has indeed received much praise and laughter. And believe me, all I did was polish up his sentences before posting it. Every single burn comes straight from his mouth, or from his fingers. Some literally come straight from him.